Wow what a Vacation!
This was our first trip to Hedonism II and we are definitely planning on going back. Bryon, after many days of searching for the perfect vacation chose Hedonism II. We arrived in Montego Bay and made our way to the Hedo desk to wait for the bus. After much discussion, we decided on the bus ride to the resort. While waiting for the bus Bryon went outside for a smoke and returned with a very big smile on his face. For those of you who like to smoke a "Fat One" now and then it is available. So anyway, he had his package and we were off to the bus. We read many stories about the pro's and con's of the bus, verses the plane ride. Other than the time it takes to get there, we didn't find the bus ride to be that awful. About half way through the trip everyone began chanting "Red Stripe, Red Stripe". I believe the drivers have specific stops along the way so try not to give them a hard time if they don't stop at the first place you see. We finally stopped and everyone was happy. With our Red Stripes in hand we were off to the Resort. We arrived and were greeted nicely and given our room keys with out any delay. We packed lightly so we took our own bags and off we went to our room to change. One thing before you go on, I didn't go into great detail about the sexual aspect of our vacation so you'll have to use your imagination. Didn't want to offend anyone and the "Don't kiss and tell" rule applies. Since it was a "Lifestyles" week there were a lot of extra curricular activities! It was Great!! Saturday afternoon: We were a little nervous about striping buck naked so we smoked a "Fat One" and put on as little as possible and down to the beach we went. Oh, there is a board up by the open dining room area that has a map and a list of where everything is located, so check it out so you know where everything is. So on to the beach, I of course had my sunglasses on so I would feel more comfortable with the sights. Before we arrived, I had decided that my comfort level with walking around naked would depend on how everyone else acted. I was worried about being stared at, well I was the one who was staring !! We checked out the pool area and of course the infamous Hot Tub. Naked People every where...It was great! We found some chairs down on the beach and made ourselves comfortable and soaked in some rays. We went up for dinner but couldn't find an empty table so we sat with another couple. They were very nice, as were all of the people we met. Went down to the disco after the dinner show, danced for a few hours and turned in. Sunday Headed down to the beach and grabbed a two person raft and floated out to soak in some sun. We found that there was an abundance of rafts. Along came "Light House" we picked this name for him because he had these big white teeth, was always smiling and on a constant mission to find some extra curricular activity. He hung around for awhile rubbing my back suggestively a few times. He was pleasant enough but I should have told him I wasn't interested. When I did tell him he went about his business of looking for another couple and everything was cool. Had a great day! There is a man that does body painting on the beach and we were both intrigued by this and watched him paint a few people. Went up for dinner. After dinner as were leaving the dinning area, Bryon spotted a woman being painted and we went over to have a look. Bryon was in awe of the woman being painted and we asked to take her photo. "Christine" looked great, black liquid latex with thigh high boots. " Alan" seemed a little hesitant about the pictures but she had agreed that it was ok. We ended up going to the Disco with them and had a great time. Smoked a "Fat One" and all four went down to the hot tub about 12:30 and sat for awhile. We decided to swim out to one of the floating docks and have our own fun. We played a game of Naked Twister....Fun Fun Fun !! Got to bed about 5:30am. Monday Got up late and drug ourselves down to the beach about 11:00am and found Christine and Alan getting ready to go home. We said our good byes but before they left they introduced us to Joe and Clare. Made our way down to the beach but not before grabbing a few drinks. Just lounged around most of the day soaking in the sun. Thought I would catch a nap but with all of the sights there was no way I could sleep! After dinner we walked down to the beach where they were having the beach party. Saw Joe and Clare and the fun began! This was their second week so they new all of the tricks like, getting a great table for dinner and we always had the best spot on the beach. We developed a great friendship. I won't go into detail but we like to party and so do they so it was a fine match. Discoed and went to the Hot tub again. Stayed up late again, due to the "Gear". Tuesday Actually got up for breakfast today. Breakfast was great, I recommend it! Got down to the beach and our chairs were ready and Bryon and Joe were ready for more "Gear". Off they went and I soaked in the rays and the sights! There is definitely never a dull moment. Saw a few OSA on the rafts and a BJ at the Hot Tub. Didn't exactly know how to handle the BJ. I watched for a moment, got embarrassed, looked away and then watched again. What's a girl to do? What a great place! Watched a girl get her whole body painted to look like a cat. When she was done she began to pose for pictures out on the rocks and of course Bryon (The Perv) thought it was the perfect Kodak moment and took advantage. Make sure you ask before taking any pictures. Met some nice people from Chicago, Hi Don and Sarah. Went up for a short "nap" before dinner. Joe had the perfect table and dinner was great. It was PJ night so everyone was in their most seductive PJ's. Ladies......Definitely bring your high heels and sexiest outfits. Every night is a dress to kill night. Met a really nice couple from Florida, Ralph and Ann. Ann looked wonderful in her White PJ's and Bryon had to have a picture with her. Down to the disco for some fun and a little more "Gear". On our way to the hot tub we happened across a group of people waiting to see a woman ride a "Simbi??" machine that is supposed to create the ultimate orgasm! So we of course had to check this out. Well I wish I could report that it was WONDERFUL but it became to clinical due to the owner of the machine and the audience's impatience. More "Gear" and then off to the Hot tub. Saw a few activities going on but opted to have our own party. Stayed up late again. Wednesday I had planned to get painted this morning but after the night before I was just to pooped. Had a great lunch and more sunning. Watched a few water sports ;-)~ Opted for the hot tub when it started raining and just relaxed most of the day. Looked through the resort shops and found some great items to take home. Had an early dinner and went for a nice walk. The disco was hopping as usual so we danced until midnight and then made our way down to the hot tub for awhile and then off to bed. Thursday After breakfast we made our usual trip down to the beach. Joe and Clare had our lounge chairs as usual.....Thanks Joe.....Watched some body painting that was very interesting. I was passing by the painting table and couldn't help but notice the man being painted was very "excited". Thought I might snap a photo but I got caught before I took it. I should have just asked him if I could take a picture but I was so suprised by what I was seeing I just lost my senses. It was a fun day. On the way up to the room before dinner we stopped and took more fun pictures in the garden area. Toga Night! I had decided before we went to the resort that I would make my own Toga. I purchased 4 cream colored scarves and spent a few more hours than I want to admit tying them every which way I could dream up. It was a really fun night seeing how everyone tied their toga's. The Toga contest was fun but I was a big chicken and didn't enter. Went dancing at the disco and noticed a lot of new faces. Made our usual treck down to the Hot tub before turning in. Friday Joe and Clare had to leave today. Bummer! We had some lunch together and headed down to the beach for their last rays of sun and took some really funny pictures. Some one had brought a BIG Pink blow up dick that had sand in the bottom of it so it stands up. Well Joe borrowed it.....straddled it and Clare bent over in front of it, what a Kodak moment! Great Pictures!!! We had one of the Hedo employees take some photos of the four of use on our beach chairs. Now who do you think is the only person with boobs and everything else showing...yep Me! Not a picture for the album. Well we went up to see Joe and Clare off said our good byes and went back to the beach. Nap time again before dinner. Dinner was great, watched the show and headed down to the disco. Went down to the Hot Tub about 12:30 found our spot by the water fall and smoked a fat one. Saturday Bryon got up early and took some great photos of the Resort, Prudie Beach and Nudie area. Had breakfast and headed down to the beach for our last few hours of Heaven. Left for the Negril airport and waited for Tim Air. The pilot was great and took our picture next to the plane. Had a beautiful 15 minute flight to Montego Bay. The food at the airport in Mo Bay are high so make sure you eat before you leave the resort. Had an absolutely wonderful vacation and we are counting the days until we can return.