Jan 7-14 99.
Day One
Our trip was pretty uneventful after 13 hrs in transit due to unbelievable snow in the great white north. We had been on the road quite long enough and it was time for rum punch by the bucket. We were very happy to see the reception desk at Hedo, it was 11pm. Time seems not to matter too much at Hedo. This is our first trip here and we did not know what to expect. We had booked our week with one other couple and it was their first time as well. We found out that the toga party was already at full tilt and went to our rooms to find our togas. I found my double-sided tape, which held my toga in tact. I found out later that it wasn’t really necessary that it kept together!! When we arrived at the party, everyone was gone much to our disappointment so we made our way to the disco. This night set the tone of events which were to follow for the week…i.e. nude people dancing on the stage, wide variety of apparel or not!! Needless to say, I never thought I would be me doing these things. You know what they say " when in Rome… " A guy was swinging a cat-o-ninetails around occasionally tapping my girlfriend and I on our butts. After a few rum punch nothing seemed unusual anymore. Eventually we made our way to the hot-tub and stayed there till about 4:00. It was a good thing that I didn’t drown due to the excessive amount of alcohol consumed.
Day Two
Didn’t start this day until it was half over due to hangovers. Since it was raining, we decided to do some shopping for the kids and mail postcards to get that over with. Played some games at the beach party and met some people from Denny’s site. They said that they would never holiday anywhere else. We also met a couple from our bus ride to Hedo. I will call them Phil and Wilma. Wilma and I livened up the hot tub area in an unconventional fashion. We rode Hedo Henry’s dinosaur back and forth through the waterfall, screaming of course. We were like the two little kids of the hot tub area. The hot tub crowd must have enjoyed it also as they gave us a round of applause. Later we brought "Barney into the cool pool and tried to figure out how many people we could fit on him at one time, we made it to three. Wilma and Boo were contemplating riding him from the cold Jacuzzi into the cold pool but decided against it, Good thing.
Day Three
We ended up at the nude beach naturally, relaxed by the pool as normal.
We tried our hand at body painting. I painted Boo a happy face and he painted me a pokadot bikini. I painted my friend Trudy a bathing suit, and off we went to the prude beach to show off our creations. It took people a few looks to realize that we really didn’t have suits on.
Went to the Piano bar for awhile, then off to the disco. It was wild, lots of single guys. We got swept onto the dance floor got pinned, bumped, grabbed just to mention a few things. We didn’t stay long, it was a little scary.
It was off to the hot tub, when we got there we got a shock. The Lifestyle people had arrived. It looked like one big orgy, six deep in some places. We’d seen PDA before and we thought we’d seen it all but we weren’t prepared for that. We didn’t dare step into the feeding frenzy for fear we might get eaten alive. HE HE.
We went to the prude hot tub nude. We thought we were pretty risqu till we saw a naked man stroll leisurely past. Later we realized that the windows in the disco are looking into the prude pool. Wilma left her running shoes at the hot tub overnight, making a Jamaican kid very happy. She wasn’t impressed with idea of going home without shoes.
Day Four
Back to nude pool, easy to get into that routine. Got our raft out and floated around, we ended up at one of the docks. There we met Dianne and Dave, really friendly people from San Francisco. They were so friendly they invited us to their place any time we were in the neighbourhood.
Back at the pool, Tony and Donna, people from Denny’s chat room recognized me by my hat. We had been looking for them for several days, so it was great to finally meet them. That night Boo was waiting for our Jerk chicken at the beach grill. Next thing he knows a woman starts to caress his rear. Well he must have thought he had it made. Until she finally looked at his face and said "oops sorry, thought you were someone else". It must have deflated his ego. LOL.
We went to the piano bar at night. Tony sang, he sounded a lot better than most of the people. (No offense)
Went to the hot tub the Chief of security was there supervising the action. He kept the activities down to a dull roar. There were only about six groups of people enjoying themselves.
Day Five
Went snorkeling with Tony and Donna, saw brain coral, sea slugs and a few fish. I was expecting to see more, I guess others saw more exciting things. One guy said he saw a shark, but I didn’t hear anyone agree with him.
It was a nice change of pace to get away from the beach even if only for a half an hour.
Back to the pool. One of the lifestyle guys said to me that he thought we were lifestyle people, but we just didn’t know it yet. I disagreed.
One thing I will say the longer you are there the more normal it all seems.
Phil took us out for a catamaran ride. We went out to a huge Yacht that was anchored not to far away. We waved to the woman on board but she didn’t look impressed, it may have had something to do with Boo’s nudity.
After we got back Trudy and I entered the wet T-shirt contest. Before the
big contest, we played a warm up game. Every guy links arms, back to back, with a woman and dances around as best as possible. When the music stops you run to the nearest opposite sex and get in a sexual position. There was lots of screaming, laughing, and falling going on. Some how Boo and I ended up being the winners after he knocked his teeth into my crotch. Ouch. For the wet T-shirt contest about fifty guys sat around judging the women. The women could do anything to the guys, hoping to win their vote. Well the women did just that, there was flashing, shaking, dancing. I won’t tell you which I did. One girl could put her legs behind her head. WOW. The girl that won took all her clothes off and proceeded to finger herself, while doing pushups. Now that’s talent.
I was going to mention dinner next, but somehow it doesn’t seem fitting. LOL
Well I will anyway, We went to Pastafaris, it was a nice change. Boo was
disappointed with his, but everyone else was happy.
Day Six
Today the water was rough we stayed mainly at the nude pool, now that’s a shock isn’t it. We finally played beach volleyball, guys against the girls. I won’t bother to mention who won. Today we met a couple who recently had their first experience with swinging. I only talked with the woman, so I only heard her side. She said it was a wonderful experience. She felt like she was fourteen again, having her very first sexual experience. I hope everything works out for them.
The battle of the sexes was tonight. People had to find things from underwear to vibrators. It was very entertaining watching people getting ransacked for their underwear, bras etc.
This is P.J. party night, but at Hedo every night is P.J. night.
The only difference I could see was everyone went to the disco to be judged. We heard that only Lifestylers were in the running. No matter, it gives everyone an excuse to put on something slutty.
We ended up going to the prude hot tub and a couple of vinnies showed up. One started to rub himself up and down Donna’s leg. She said stop twice to him, then she let him know loud and clear she wasn’t interested. It never even phased him. He was either too drunk or stupid to figure it out. His brothers ended up dragging him out, before Tony let him have it.
Day Seven
Our last full day, we got up early enough to go and say bye to Tony and Donna.
Sorry to see them go, wish we had met them on our first day. I’m sure we will keep in touch.
We went on the beach party picnic today. If you want to be silly and have a really good time you should try it. Marc had everyone laughing and drinking and basically having a great time. One poor guy didn’t want to take off his
shorts, so he had to drink and drink some more. He ended up getting sick, spending the rest of
the day in the nurses room. Everyone knew himafter that and he seemed to become quite popular.
Back at the prude beach I was talking to a bunch of young single guys. They were pretty disappointed at being sent there. They said everybody’s really old and there are no single girls to meet. They joked that the next game was going to be Maalox chugging. They thought they were hilarious.
Later on in the evening Boo was watching a woman from Florida go from guy to guy giving B.J.’s. After doing 5 or 6 guys she turned to him and said do you want one. He turned her down, he said she looked shocked. But she didn’t let a thing like that slow her down. She was still going strong later on. At the hot tub that night, a vinnie was trying to join one of the lifestyle group sessions. He wasn’t pushy and he was willing to use a condom so they let him join. After that everyone seem to be putting condoms on. This was the first time I saw any protection being used. It was about time.
Day Eight
Wilma came early to see if I wanted to go for a long walk on the beach. She took one look at me and decided against it. I don’t think I really look THAT bad in the morning.
We spent our last hours at Hedo relaxing around the pool. The time flew by. Before we knew it was time to board the bus. I never thought I would say it, but clothes really aren’t comfortable. HeHe.
On the plane I ended up seated next to this strange man. He was swearing under his breath and twitching, in general being very weird. I thought it is going to be a long trip, I didn’t realize how long at the time. I was starting to get really tired so I laid down on Boo’s lap. Next thing I know the Psycho is yelling to the stewardess " I want to be moved, I don’t have to put up with this. " I looked up bewildered. He thought I was giving a B.J. on the plane. What a hoot! Innocent little old me, never.
Wilma turned around and said " Hey MON, you didn’t get enough at Hedonism? eh"
(She’s Canadian you know.) I said "NO MON". After that I tried to stay as far away from him as possible.
All in all this was one of our best vacations. I don’t think I could keep up that pace for any more than a week. It took us a whole week to detoxify.
We definitely plan on returning, maybe with one of the www trips. Next time I want to go on one of the catamaran cruises. We were too busy relaxing to be bothered.
Well
Have a good one,