Off to the airport, never saw O'Hare so empty. American was right on schedule--leave 6:00 A.M. Arrive Miami and quickly transfer planes for flight to MoBay. Out to the taxi-way only to find the baggage handler forgot to punch the baggage weight into plane's computer. Diverted from number one for take off to a side ramp. Finally get the weight and punch it in, but air traffic controller is pissed off at us. We are now last of 8 or 10 planes in line for flight. 45 minutes later we finally take off. Arrive MoBay, no problem mon. Jamaica customs and immigration no problem either. Still had a little time to kill before AJ Express flight to Negril, so stopped in 2nd floor bar and had a few. Left for boarding at 2:20 only to find AJ Express runs on Jamaican time. Soon come. Plane arrives at 3:00 for 2:40 flight. We finally board and make the short 12 minute hop to Negril. Nice plane, 24 seat Mitsubishi MU-2. Called Hedo and they sent taxi to airport. Ah, here at last! Check in goes smoothly and quickly. We got room 2150 in H block. Nice room but clock radio has no plug--oh well, don't need time on vacation anyway. CD player worked fine. Beth unpacked while I went to say hi to Delroy from "Denny from Omaha". Wasn't sure if I needed a suit to get to pool so I started out with one. As I got to the end of the building, I ran into a worker and asked if I needed it. Nope! Just then a nekkid person came strolling by. So much for the suit! Still a little nervous, but as I got to the pool, another pierced person noticed mine. She stopped me to talk. Everything was cool after that! Said hi to Delroy--BIG GRIN! had a few and went back to the room for Beth. We went back to the pool. She was a little nervous so she wore a suit with a wrap. We stayed until dinner. Food at dinner was pretty good. The show tonight was Howard Messer. Don't miss him if he is there! He's Great! We went and checked out Veronica's, then back to the room to make Beth happy so bette and dy don't get even with me in July-LOL
Sunday
Up late. I went to the gym to excersize. Did my sit-ups on the incline bench and rest of the workout. We had breakfast, checked out the stores, then off to the pool and beach. We went to dinner later and the show then off to the hot tub. As we sat there talking to two other couples, one lady recognized us from Denny's visitor list. We all sat talking trying to figure who else was there. I recognized the leader of the "Pirates of the Carribbean" as he went for drinks. The rest of our group had been on the other side of the hot tub all along!
Monday
Pretty much the same. Breakfast, pool, beach, lots of drinks, sex, more drinks. Our Pirate group had a prearranged meeting at Veronica's at 6:30. 16 or 18 of us. All got eye patches, although two worked better than one!-LOL
Tuesday
Tried sit ups again, tough with a hangover! This was the last time I tried them this week. We had breakfast with our group, then back to the pool. Beth and I had friends arriving at 1:30 so I left and met them in the lobby with drinks. Funny how the prudes look at a guy in a thong handing out drinks in the lobby! Oh well, they need to get a life. Dinner and a short show, then off to get ready for the PJ party. I thought our outfits were cool, but the judges said it wasn't Christmas so why did mine have a snowman on it? Great costumes! Guys, don't wear boxers, they look out of place. One jerk came in wearing a sport coat and slacks and promptly got thrown out!
Wednesday
More of the same. Beth went to Negril with two new female friends. One had lived there and rented a car. She new all the good places to go and they did! I found Delroy's again. After dinner and show, off to the hot tub again. Man, this is great!
Thursday
No sit-ups today! I learned my lesson. This is vacation. More of the same, food, drinks, sun, sex(oops), more of everything. Tonight is toga nite--no sheet, no eat. Lots of contests. I won 3 of 5 for the toga. Most Roman. Sexiest. And fastest off and on! Lots of Hedo bucks and a catamaran cruise to Rick's and the Pickled Parrot. AAAHHHH, here's the hot tub again!
Friday
Some of our group is leaving. Bummer! But, the rest of the "Pirates of the Carribbean" hung in there and did our best to preserve our image-LOL Hedo had a steel drum band for dinner then down to the prude beach for a beach party. So this is what the prude beach looks like. Hot tub time! Thanks to "one" of our group for the flavored oils. Damn, the eviction notice came today!
Saturday
Neither of us wants to leave. So much so, we almost missed our AJ Express flight! It's really hard to leave an island paradise, but at least we will be back with the WWW group in July.
Did I mention the shaving cream raid on Sandals or the body painting? How about the Flaming Bob Marley's Beth drank? Oh well, next time. I purposely did not mention our friends by name, but, you all know who you are! Thanks for a great time! The "Pirates of the Carribbean" will return next February!