Iggy - 11/98

Well, unfortunatly, I am back from my annual 2 week stay at Hedo. This was my 6th visit to paradise and, as always, had a wonerful trip. I left St. Louis at 7am on Sunday November the 29th. I flew on American Trans Air. It was a direct flight to Mo Bay and went off without a hitch. It was my first time using ATA and I can highly recomend them to anyone thinking of using them. I arrived at Sangsters at 11: 45. The only problem was I booked a flight on Tim Air at 12:00. Luckily I made it through customs in record time and Tim Air was kind enough to hold the plane up for 10 minutes while I checked in at the Super Clubs desk. There were only 3 of us on the 9 seater so no one was that upset about waiting 10 minutes. A big thanks to our pilot Anthony who let me sit up front and steer the plane over the crystal blue water of the carribean. Thanks to Steve and Sandy for not objecting. They were staying at Grand Lido so I never saw them again. I grabbed a cab at the back of the air field and away I went for the 3 block ride to paradise. The cabbie said I owed 10 dollars american. I said I'll give you 5. He took the 5 and my first deal of many was negotiated. I had reserved a room on the nude beach with a ocean view. I called a few days before my trip and talked to Connie. I asked her to save me something between 2170 and 2180. I checked in with Connie about 12:45 and by 12:50 I was openning the door to room 2170. I threw my bags on the bed, flung open the drapes and got undressed. I was home. I made my way down to the pool to say hi to Delroy but forgot it was Sunday, Delroy's day off. So I ordered a cranberry juice and found a chair in the mist pool and started my 2 weeks of relaxation. Since I was at Hedo for 2 weeks, I wont bore you with a day by day account of my trip. I will just touch on some of the more memorable moments and all the great friends I met along the way. I would usually start my day with a 7am wake up call although I think the alarm clock is more reliable. The coffee and fruit would arrive at the nude bar at about 7:15. I would fill up my coffee pot and grab some pineapple, then sit in front of the window in my room and enjoy the quiet of the morning. Maybe even share a story or 2 with Vincent while he raked the beach. By 8:30 I was laying in my favorite spot at the pool. For 13 days I layed in the exact same spot, the far right corner between the edge of the regular pool and water fall. For those interested, the sun is perfect between 9am and 2:30pm before the shade starts to set in. Also, no blow jobs took place in the cave for the 13 days I was there. A new record. A few new additions to the nude pool area are some brightly colored rocks by the shower and a breath taking new mural on the wall facing the pool and hot tub. It depicts Adam and Eve at a water fall with jumping fish and lush vegitation. Simply gorgeous. Since I arrived a week earlier than normal, I did'nt know to many of the repeaters who were there. The hotel was fully booked which is unusual for that time of year. But it made for wild times and the meeting of many new friends. I come to Hedo to get away from St. Louis for 2 weeks. Would you believe there were no less than 12 people there from St. Louis. Thank god I do a radio show and not a t.v. show, so no one recognized me. There was this one single girl from St. Louis who had a butterfly tatoo surrounding her entire vagina. She sat on the side of the pool and picked 5 guys to eat her. She then judged who did it best. I tried to sit on the side of the pool and pick 5 girls to blow me. Would you believe I did'nt get one single volunteer. I never did get the girls name, but if you happen to read this, please e mail me. I would love to take you to dinner. The hot tub is now being treated 3 times a day. So if you plan on going after dinner, be advised it usually does'nt open till about 10pm. There was a lot of sexual activity at the hot tub while I was there. Mostly by couples with a few exceptions. One night 2 wives went at it while the husbands watched. I should say while the husbands and about 20 other guys watched. It was a pretty good show. I was fortunate to have met a single girl from New Jersey on the 3rd day of my stay. She has a boyfriend back home so I will leave her nameless. She was so sweet and we had a great time her final 3 days at hedo. The second week of my stay began with a pleasent encounter. I had e mailed many people from Denny's web page who were going to be at hedo the same time as myself. The only problem was my hair was now blonde and the pic I sent to everyone pictured me with brown hair. I was'nt sure anyone would recognize me. As I was sitting by the edge of the pool, some guy walks over and asks if my name is Iggy. It was Tommy and Lynda from Arkansas. They introduced me to Randy and Barbara from Atlanta. Then up walks Eric and Kathy who I had also e mailed. All 6 had justed arrived and their rooms were'nt ready yet. So we all had a drink and sat at the pool and chatted. What a great group of people they turned out to be. Funny, charming, and very outgoing. I'm so glad I met them. Look forward to a little golf in Arkansas Tommy. Oh, and by the way. Lynda. You have the most beautiful tits I have ever seen. I need to mention some other friends I made during my stay. John and Butch were my dinner and drinking buddies for most of my stay. Butch was the only person there who was tanner than me. They were both cops from washington d.c. and 2 of the nicest guys you will ever meet. We had some good evenings together. I should say John and I had some good evenings together. Butch usually went to bed by 10. By the way Butch. Nice rock you and Lefty signed. I'm glad I met you guys and I promise to keep in touch. Some other folks I want to say hi to. Iris from Israel. I never did figure you out but you have lovely breast. Next year loose the bikini bottoms. You had to get tired of hearing the " Show us your bush " chants at the pool. Nina and Bill were a charming couple. I got to chat with Nina a little bit. What a sweet heart. You are a lucky man Bill. Diane from Dallas. What a smile and what a body. I'm glad we finally intoduced ourselves. Keep in touch. It is always good to see Loretta and Jeff every year. Two of the nicest people you will ever meet. Thanks for the christmas ornament luv. It already on the tree. Talk to you soon. Marcella Rios, the number 2 ranked mens tennis player in the world was there. We had dinner together one night. Thanks for the chat. Marcella was'nt shy either. He spent most of his time at the nude pool. Thanks also to Kimberly. She was one of 6 girls there for a photo shoot. We only spent one afternoon together but I learned a lot about you. She layed next to me at the pool for 3 days before I got up enough courage to say hi. Thanks for the nice view during those 3 days. And finally a message for Rob and Beata. You guys are the best. We had dinner together 3 or 4 nights. Sorry I did'nt get a chance to say good bye. I wont ever forget the 2 of you. Hopefully one day I can find a woman like Beata. Charming and beautiful. Thanks for the evenings together. Thanks, as always, to the most wonderful staff in all the carribean. Mark, Tafis, Shaka, Teddy, Simone, Connie, Michelle and Kevin. You'll be missed. Good luck at hedo 111. And the new love of my life, Jennifer from the catamaran cruises. The next time any of you go, please tell jennifer that the radio guy from St. Louis said hello. Thanks also to Sharon and Irene from St. Louis for an enjoyable trip home. We will get together for that drink real soon. And finally to the miserable lady on our plane back to St. Louis, I hope you rot in hell. She bitched from the moment she stepped on the plane. The pilot finally ordered her to be removed after using a racial slur toward one of the flight attendants. Thanks for holding our flight up for 45 minutes. You racist bitch. In closing, I have nothing but good memories from my 6th visit to paradise. My air conditioning worked. The water pressure in my room never changed during my many showers. And lobster tails are back on Tuesday nights. It only rained one day out of the 14 days I was there. Not to shabby. Once again, thanks to the staff of Hedo and to the many friends I made while there. You all made my stay as good as always. And a big thanks to Denny. Whenever most of us get home from Hedo, we feel a void that is hard to fill. But with the help of your web page, we can all talk and relive our glorious moments at hedo, while we count down the days till our next visit. Hedo really is home. Thanks for the time and feel free to e mail me with any questions you may have.