Angie & Patrick - 11/98

Hi! It's Angie from Atlanta (& Patrick from Paris). We had a wonderful (1st) time at Hedo! Following is our trip report:

11/21 - 11/27

First class - Air Jamaica was definitely the way to go from Atlanta. Then Air Negril from MoBay. (We took the advise from the message board to avoid the bus.) At the airport they asked where we were staying, when we confessed HedoII, they said "Oh... the zoo!" That's when I knew we were in for a wicked time!!! I whispered to Patrick "How old could this pilot possibly be?" and the child answered "I'm almost 18!" But, it was a great flight, and surely better than any of the horror stories we have heard about the bus.

Of course our room wasn't ready when we arrived and we had to stay our first night on the prude side, no problem mon, we got over to the good side the next day. I was glad to have known this was "standard"; otherwise, my demanding little butt would have been less understanding. After 3 or 4 "one more hour" promises, I finally got a little agitated and that supplied a bottle of rum for the room.

This was my first experience being nude in public. It took, oh, about 20 seconds for me to overcome my shyness. HA! I was worried about being outshined by beauty models and wouldn't get any attention. LOL, didn't seem to have a problem there! Everybody was "normal" (whatever that is): big people, skinny people, hairy, bare, tall, short, young, old, beautiful, average, etc... The best thing, it was like all the women had agreed not to suck their tummies in at all, I felt great. Everyone was SO nice. I kept reading about how great the people were, but man, I was really amazed!!!

It was so much fun to meet the people we had been corresponding with. I truly hate that we missed Steffan and Anja's wedding. Nobody at the front desk knew what we were talking about. Errr!!! But, we shared fun times with just about everybody that we'd chatted with. * Kudo's to Denny on such a groovy forum for making new friends! *

There wasn't much I didn't do... I had a fabulous massage, 3 men, my naked body, on the shore. Wow, I didn't even know how good life was before then! I had my body painted, went on the butt crack parade, danced the night away at the PJ party, I was ravaged pool side by The Barber of Negril, and even did some things that still make me blush. I really enjoyed exploring some of my fantasies!

Patrick had a great time too. He went on several dives and relaxed and recuperated from his stressful job, which was his goal. It was great that he could do his thing, I could do my thing, and still have a great time together. We went sailing one day, I loved it. We had some very wonderfully romantic times on the beach. (and some wild sexy adventures too) It was very special and I'll always remember them!!!

The hot tub at happy hour was great fun each afternoon! I thought it was so funny how we could have explicit sex in the daylight, but not after dark!!! There were several times when I felt like we were definitely going too far, but, hey, we were being "wicked for a week", right?! I definitely think that was checked on my list!!!

The food (for the most part) was delicious. I ate 4 (FOUR) lobsters one night. Drawn butter dripping everywhere, oh so shameful! Pushed the limits on what I could and couldn't get away with wearing in the dining room. I'll definitely take a trip to "Sluts R Us" before my next trip.

Loved Shaka, and Delroy, Grace, and Big R (Robert from the nude grill)! The service, albeit slow, (Jamaican time is about 5-10 minutes slower that my patience allows) was very friendly. "Not the 1st time, not the 2nd time, not even the 3rd time, BUT EVERY TIME!" Awww, I've got such a terrible case of DIF. It has been quite difficult for me to make it to the office with out a Dirty Banana first.

Definitely will do it again, and truly look forward to keeping in touch with all my new Hedo friends! Irie.